Larry the Voodoo Doll was out on the town with a big black pin in his eye. Larry the Voodoo Doll was running a funny run. Larry the Voodoo Doll was still searching for fish sticks; the most elusive of all sticks. Larry the Voodoo Doll did his funny run all the way to the town pier; surely he would find fishsticks where they bring the fish in.

Larry the Voodoo Doll spotted a crate that was labelled: "To: McRufferfeller's Fish Stick Factory". Larry the Voodoo Doll got excited; surely there were fish sticks in that crate. Larry the Voodoo Doll hopped onto the crate and he pulled and pulled on the lid with all his might. Larry the Voodoo Doll finally pulled the lid off; happy, happy, joy, joy!

Larry the Voodoo Doll slowly peered into the crate and found....fish; dirty, stinking, rotting fish not in stick form! Larry the Voodoo Doll became very, very horribly depressed. Larry the Voodoo Doll was so depressed that he pulled out a knife and stabbed himself. Larry the Voodoo Doll did not die; however he did hear a dockworker scream followed by a splash. Larry the Voodoo Doll walked away, his search for fishsticks continued....

The Conclusion of Larry The Voodoo Doll's Search For Fishsticks

Larry the Voodoo Doll was out on the town and still searching for fishsticks; the most elusive of all sticks. Larry the Voodoo Doll's search had led him to "McRufferfeller's Fishstick Factory". Larry the Voodoo Doll would surely find fishsticks in this factory. Larry the Voodoo Doll broke in and we won't say how (but it involves things that rhyme with "max" and "hadlocked moor").

Larry the Voodoo Doll searched all the boxes in the factory, but he still could not find fishsticks; squirrel nuts! Larry the Voodoo Doll's luck was so bad that he couldn't find fishsticks in a fishstick factory! Larry the Voodoo Doll was so depressed that he pulled out his knife and stabbed himself. Larry the Voodoo Doll heard a scream followed by the sound of a chair falling.

Larry the Voodoo Doll went to investigate and found the security guard dead in his office. Larry the Voodoo Doll was about to leave when he noticed something there, on the desk, next to the TV was a bucket of fishsticks! Happy, happy, joy, joy! Larry the Voodoo Doll hopped up and grabbed the bucket of elusive sticks. Larry the Voodoo Doll left the factory munching on fish sticks and content that his search for fishsticks was indeed over.