1. Watch a lame Hollywood movie based off of classic literature that will totally ruin the book for you. 2. Organize your entire family's photo album collection by date and time. 3. Call all your friends and tell them "I'm makin' RAMANZA!" If they're not excited, they're not really your friends.
After you do one of those things the water should almost be at a boil so go stand by the stove and be ready for it. Once it's boiling tear open the noodle package and drop the chunk of noodles into the boiling water. Shake out any broken off pieces of the noodles (so you can get your full 50 cents a package worth) Grab your wooden spoon and poke at the hard noodles until they soften and break apart on their own. Most likely the maximum setting will be too high and you'll have to turn the temperature down. Turn it down just enough so that the water doesn't boil over. Do this until the noodles look doneish, then turn the stove off and put the lid on your pot.
Go back to your mini pizzas in the microwave and re-heat them while you strain the water from the noodles. Once the water is strained take the ketchup and the hot sauce and put just a few squirts in. Then, with the mayo put one spoon full in. A dash of salt, pepper, dill pickle flavoring and salt and vinegar flavoring, and we're almost done. Next, take the cheese and rip it up into little pieces and sprinkle it around in the pot. Your mini pizzas should be done now. Take them out of the microwave and cut one up into bite sized squares, then dump it into the pot with the other ingredients. Throw on some more pepper, then mix all of the ingredients together really well until everything has formed an orange bliss.
Center the other mini pizza on the plate and dump the Ramanza on top of it. It should look something like this:
Let's eat this motherfucker.
Trust me, this shit is SO GOOD.
So there you go, you no longer have to go around saying "I can't make any good food" because now, you can make the best food. Ramanza is very filling, I ate it earlier today at noon and I'm still full (it's now 11:30pm) Just a note; there are other recipes you can make out of this, like Sex noodles, which is when you don't have any main ingredient besides the noodles. There's also Charmin, for when you want to replace the mini pizzas with chicken pieces. Go nuts with this, and tell me if you make anything sweet.
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