Self is awaiting food.
Suddenly self has vision troubles.
Attempting evacuation of area.

Surface change. Vision returns.
Violent shaking.
Limp limbs.
Struggle.

Severe malfunction.

Atmosphere change.
Body expanding.
Vision failing.

So yeah, I was takin' a dump and a spider crawled across my ass and I freaked and flushed it.

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