Eyes feeling funny?

I'll bet you all the money I have, which is none, that your eyes are, or will be all messed up when your done reading the content of this hyper text transfer protocal. You want to know what that is? That is the effect that we have on your tiny little grasshopper like souls. When you leave this site you will see nothing but black lines calling you back. Listen to this visual propaganda and get your filthy animal ass back here and read some more you bastard. If you've already read everything then read it again!